Talk about drunk dialing.  Below is the actual 911 call a woman made reporting herself as a drunk driver.

Dispatcher: Clark County 911
Mary Strey: Somebody’s really drunk driving down Granton Road…
Dispatcher: …Which way are they going?
Mary Strey: They are going, um…
Dispatcher: Towards Granton or towards Neillsville?
Mary Strey: Towards Granton
Dispatcher: Okay are you behind them, or…
Mary Strey: No, I am them
Dispatcher: You am them?
Mary Strey: Yes, I am them
Dispatcher: Okay, so you want to call and report that you’re driving drunk?
Mary Strey: Yes

Ms. Strey was arrested for DUI later that evening as she waited by her car on the side of the road.